Salesman

Thursday, July 24, 2008 Jojo 6 Comments

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."

"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!" and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.

"Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse shit onto her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse shit from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."

The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a damned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning."

[via eBaum's World]

6 comments:

ahlost said...

*LOL* Good one !!

JoJonathan said...

hahaha

Ipod Cases said...

This is really funny. i have read this article last year, until now, it still gives me the laughs. Good thing you posted it.

~Josey~ said...

hahahaha...

stmachache!!

JoJonathan said...

so salesman, please don't fall into this. lol